We’ve been infected! But we’re OK now! It was quite interesting to turn Japanese for a bit! Did you know that song… ‘Turning Japanese’ by the Vapours was about, well you know… onanism? Apparently it was.

Anyway, this post going to be rubbish for organic SEO purposes, unless anyone searches for ‘Japanese PR onanism’, in which case we’re set. On this other hand, all of this could just be the virus writing gibberish? Perhaps we’ll never know?